An Ode To Dad

Dad’s of the world,

They really are the best

Even if they have nasty feet

And really hairy chests

Not to mention that they snore

During their 17 daily naps,

That listen to sub-par music,

And that they refuse to use a map

But, Dads, we love you anyways

Because you’re the family’s rock

You support the fam whether you’re a lawyer, Mr. Mom,

Electrician, builder, store owner, or doc

Every third Sunday in June

Is our time to honor the ‘ole man

Still haven’t gotten him a gift…?

Don’t worry, we have a plan.

Instead of buying him a tie

or another “World’s Best Dad” mug

Get your pops a gift from Landsharks

To accompany the breakfast-in-bed and 800,000 hugs

The Shark has it all

There’s so much from which to choose

Come see the amazing selection of shirts

and an even better selection of shoes

Did we mention we have Eno hammocks, Oakley shades,

Michigan Awesome merch, and Tilley’s

Frye boots, Olukai slip ons,

and coats for when it’s chilly?

So make this year’s gift one to remember

With a Landshark’s gift…it’s a sure homerun!

You’ll make “Dad’s Day” extra special

And they deserve it because, after all, Dad’s are #1

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