Dad’s of the world,
They really are the best
Even if they have nasty feet
And really hairy chests
Not to mention that they snore
During their 17 daily naps,
That listen to sub-par music,
And that they refuse to use a map
But, Dads, we love you anyways
Because you’re the family’s rock
You support the fam whether you’re a lawyer, Mr. Mom,
Electrician, builder, store owner, or doc
Every third Sunday in June
Is our time to honor the ‘ole man
Still haven’t gotten him a gift…?
Don’t worry, we have a plan.
Instead of buying him a tie
or another “World’s Best Dad” mug
Get your pops a gift from Landsharks
To accompany the breakfast-in-bed and 800,000 hugs
The Shark has it all
There’s so much from which to choose
Come see the amazing selection of shirts
and an even better selection of shoes
Did we mention we have Eno hammocks, Oakley shades,
Michigan Awesome merch, and Tilley’s
Frye boots, Olukai slip ons,
and coats for when it’s chilly?
So make this year’s gift one to remember
With a Landshark’s gift…it’s a sure homerun!
You’ll make “Dad’s Day” extra special
And they deserve it because, after all, Dad’s are #1